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  • Raptor Group, Stealthy, Organized
    teeth & claws (b[2d8+2] damage) 6 HP 1 armor
    Close

    They were instinctive hunters and never passed up prey. They killed even when they weren't hungry. They killed just for the pleasure of killing. They were agile, tireless runners and incredible jumpers. They had lethal weapons on each of their four limbs; a strong punch with one of the forearms could lacerate a man. And had powerful jaws that ripped meat instead of biting it. Instinct: to hunt

    • stalk prey silently over long distances
    • prefer to use ambush tactics and distractions
    • can call on its pack members to aid it in hunting
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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  • Uctoplorge Sentinel Group
    Acidic Claws/Stinger (b[2d8+2] damage 2 piercing) 6 HP 1 armor
    Close, Reach

    Instinct: To defend the uctoplorge hive from intruders and threats.

    • Defend the Hive
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  • Uctoplorge Hunter Horde, Organized
    Acidic Tailstinger/Claws (d6+2 damage 1 piercing) 4 HP 0 armor
    Close, Reach
    Special Qualities: Can climb on any surface, Can survive without oxygen, Connected with uctoplorges via mind-link

    Instinct: To procure prey to feed the rest of the uctoplorge hive.

    • Pigment Change - Like an octopus, an uctoplorge hunter can change its color to match its surroundings.
    • Hive Alert - The uctoplorge hunter can telepathically call in for reinforcements.
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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  • Bronerian Archmage Group, Magical, Intelligent, Hoarder
    Lighting Bolt (d8 damage) 6 HP 0 armor
    Close, Ignores Armor, Far

    Instinct: To kill all normalfags and to rape technicolor horses,

    • Find Pony - A bronerian archmage can detect the location of any pony within a five mile radius.
    • Repel Women - A bronerian archmage can exude an aura of uncomfortably perverse autism, often scaring women in the process.
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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  • Reson X (Gaben Bizarro) Solitary, Magical, Autistic, Planar, Terrifying
    Amplified Autism Brainwave (d10 damage) 12 HP 4 armor
    Close, Ignores Armor, Far
    Special Qualities: Hideous Appearance - Reson X is a hideously obese creature with an oversized head and a even huge gut. He smells of rotted tacos and fecal matter.

    Instinct: To control the lives of everyone in the Gay Galaxy via an Orwellian dictatorship.

    • Telepathy - Gaben can read minds, but he can only interpret the thoughts in autistic way.
    • Denim Portal - As a megadenim, Reson X can create a portal to Detroit. This portal is large enough for a SUV to fit through.
    • Nava-Verse - Can absorb foes into a mental realm of pure autism known as the Nava-Verse. This can drive people insane.
    • Immortality - Should Gaben be killed by an unblessed weapon, the Blind Idiot God Azathoth dwelling at the center of the Detroit can simply shit out a replacment Gaben.
    • Skellen Benefactor - Gaben has paid an army of skellens to enact his tyrannical will across the Gay Galaxy.
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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  • Uctoplorge Drone Horde, Small, Organized
    Acidic Tailstinger (d4 damage) 3 HP 0 armor
    Close, Reach
    Special Qualities: Can climb on any surface, can survive without oxygen

    Instinct: To build and expand the local uctoplorge nest.

    • Resin Generation - Generates the resin used to the line the walls of the uctoplorge hives.
    • Alert Hive - It can telepathically alert all uctoplorges in the area about danger.
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  • Skellord Solitary, Large, Construct, Terrifying
    Giant Claws (d10+4 damage 1 piercing) 16 HP 1 armor
    Forceful
    Special Qualities: It was genetically engineered by Reson X, Its organs are exposed.

    A hideously mutated skellen with homicidal and homosexual tendencies. Instinct: To kill everything in sight.

    • Kill things.
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  • Kalkrak Raider Group, Magical, Intelligent
    Electric Tackle (b[2d8+2] damage) 6 HP 4 armor
    Close, Ignores Armor

    A member of the vicious Sonichu only clan known as the Kalkrak Raiders. They are known for raiding and pillaging villages upon the surface of Gamma Baccardi. Instinct: To pillage and steal bikes

    • Punch
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  • Rikaling Group, Small, Stealthy, Terrifying
    claws (d6 damage) 6 HP 0 armor
    Close
    Special Qualities: Covered in feces and bathsalts

    The horrible emaciated spawn of the mega denim known as Bath Salths. It has pointy ears, beady eyes, rat-like teeth, pale skin, and filthy fingernails. It is usually covered in its own excrement. Can be found wearing women's clothing along with wigs. Instinct: To rape anything more attractive than it (this means everybody in the galaxy)

    • Flings feces
    • A master of disguise
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  • Social Justice Warrior Group, Stealthy, Organized, Terrifying
    Ranting and raving (d8 damage) 6 HP 0 armor
    Close, Far
    Special Qualities: Usually obese and completely unfuckable

    Autistic as fuck. Instinct: to spread propaganda

    • Rants about white guilt
    • Using ad hominems and strawmen
    • Signal Boosting - screams for help
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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