| Boom Shaka Laka | Solitary, Large, Divine, Intelligent, Terrifying | |
| Exploding Fists (w[2d10+2] damage) | 24 HP | 0 armor |
| Special Qualities: Acting Abilities, Fat | ||
Paul Blart Mall Kop Instinct: to get force people to deal with kevin james
Created by: A Person With No Hands
