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Skelmosskel Solitary, Magical, Intelligent, Hoarder Twin Elven blades (b[2d10] damage) 12 HP 2 armor Close, Reach Skelmosskel is the eldest of The Brothers Galore. He learned to fight at the hand of an elven swordmaster, whose name does not matter, because he's dead now. Instinct: Fame and fortune
- Fight like an elf
- Cast a minor elven spell
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Stone Kraken Solitary, Huge bladed tentacles (d10+7 damage 1 piercing) 28 HP 3 armor Reach, Forceful, Near A kraken made of stone and existing since ancient times. Instinct: destroy intruders
- smash with stone tentacles
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Nockilus Group, Cautious tentacles (d8 damage) 14 HP 4 armor Close A creature that appears as a human playing an instrument or singing in a dramatically beautiful voice. It breaks illusion when an intruder is drawn to it or when attacked. It guards itself with its shell andnlashes out with tentacles from the opening. Instinct: to starve intruders
- musical and visual illusion
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Octoclutch Group grab hold of you (d8+2 damage) 14 HP 1 armor Close, Forceful, Reach A mass of tentacles with a large spherical eye at its center. Upon grasping you it teleports you to the entrance of the place it defends. Instinct: Remove intruders
- teleports you to an entrance
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Silver mouth Horde, Tiny, Organized, Terrifying Biting rellentlessly (d8-2 damage 1 piercing) 3 HP 3 armor Hand Special Qualities: Grow wings, They seem unnaturel It looks as a silverfish although bigger in size and if you were to glans at it's underside all you would find would be claws and teeth Instinct: To Multiply
- roam and feed
- They make a high pitch noise that also stun people around it
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Uctoplorge Sentinel Group Acidic Claws/Stinger (b[2d8+2] damage 2 piercing) 6 HP 1 armor Close, Reach Instinct: To defend the uctoplorge hive from intruders and threats.
- Defend the Hive
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Uctoplorge Hunter Horde, Organized Acidic Tailstinger/Claws (d6+2 damage 1 piercing) 4 HP 0 armor Close, Reach Special Qualities: Can climb on any surface, Can survive without oxygen, Connected with uctoplorges via mind-link Instinct: To procure prey to feed the rest of the uctoplorge hive.
- Pigment Change - Like an octopus, an uctoplorge hunter can change its color to match its surroundings.
- Hive Alert - The uctoplorge hunter can telepathically call in for reinforcements.
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Bronerian Archmage Group, Magical, Intelligent, Hoarder Lighting Bolt (d8 damage) 6 HP 0 armor Close, Ignores Armor, Far Instinct: To kill all normalfags and to rape technicolor horses,
- Find Pony - A bronerian archmage can detect the location of any pony within a five mile radius.
- Repel Women - A bronerian archmage can exude an aura of uncomfortably perverse autism, often scaring women in the process.
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Reson X (Gaben Bizarro) Solitary, Magical, Autistic, Planar, Terrifying Amplified Autism Brainwave (d10 damage) 12 HP 4 armor Close, Ignores Armor, Far Special Qualities: Hideous Appearance - Reson X is a hideously obese creature with an oversized head and a even huge gut. He smells of rotted tacos and fecal matter. Instinct: To control the lives of everyone in the Gay Galaxy via an Orwellian dictatorship.
- Telepathy - Gaben can read minds, but he can only interpret the thoughts in autistic way.
- Denim Portal - As a megadenim, Reson X can create a portal to Detroit. This portal is large enough for a SUV to fit through.
- Nava-Verse - Can absorb foes into a mental realm of pure autism known as the Nava-Verse. This can drive people insane.
- Immortality - Should Gaben be killed by an unblessed weapon, the Blind Idiot God Azathoth dwelling at the center of the Detroit can simply shit out a replacment Gaben.
- Skellen Benefactor - Gaben has paid an army of skellens to enact his tyrannical will across the Gay Galaxy.
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Uctoplorge Drone Horde, Small, Organized Acidic Tailstinger (d4 damage) 3 HP 0 armor Close, Reach Special Qualities: Can climb on any surface, can survive without oxygen Instinct: To build and expand the local uctoplorge nest.
- Resin Generation - Generates the resin used to the line the walls of the uctoplorge hives.
- Alert Hive - It can telepathically alert all uctoplorges in the area about danger.