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Zalgo Solitary, Huge, Magical, Divine, Devious, Planar, Terrifying, Amorphous Claws/bite (d10+9 damage 3 piercing) 33 HP 5 armor Reach, Forceful, Ignores Armor Special Qualities: No eyes, 7 mouths This ancient creature is chaos and madness incarnate, the closer his arrival is the more he will affect the world. First will be a few animated characters on TV and in comic strips, then characters in movies and live action tv shows, the characters eyes and mouthes will be covered in darkness and bleed, the characters will be heard praising zalgo and saying "he comes" despite never recording such actions. In the final days zalgos madness will affect living things which will exhibit the same symptoms they've been seeing with all the fictional characters. The cult of zalgo works tirelessly to bring about his arrival, however what they fail to realize is that his coming is inevitable... Instinct: Bring chaos and death
- Posses victims
- Darkness manipulation
- It drives victims insane
- Multiple tentacle attacks
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Gordan FreakMAN Solitary, Huge, Divine, Planar, Terrifying Drinks yo proon joice (b[2d10+9] damage 2 piercing) 20 HP 5 armor Reach, Forceful, Far Special Qualities: ITS PEANIS IS 30 MILES MAN, 30 MILES LONG GordAN freakMAN is an Experimental Penis Showing Freak from Back Meesa whose primaruy goal isto DISTROY THE WORLD using A BOMB and a 30 MILE LONG PEENISE. Instinct: Shows its 30-MILE LO0NG PEANIS to peoples
- Experimental Penis-Showing Freak
- It frucks YO GANDMAWW
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Skellord Solitary, Large, Construct, Terrifying Giant Claws (d10+4 damage 1 piercing) 16 HP 1 armor Forceful Special Qualities: It was genetically engineered by Reson X, Its organs are exposed. A hideously mutated skellen with homicidal and homosexual tendencies. Instinct: To kill everything in sight.
- Kill things.
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Kalkrak Raider Group, Magical, Intelligent Electric Tackle (b[2d8+2] damage) 6 HP 4 armor Close, Ignores Armor A member of the vicious Sonichu only clan known as the Kalkrak Raiders. They are known for raiding and pillaging villages upon the surface of Gamma Baccardi. Instinct: To pillage and steal bikes
- Punch
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Ban-He Spirits Horde, Small, Divine, Magical, Devious, Organized, Planar, Amorphous Negative energy (d4 damage) 4 HP 1 armor Hand, Ignores Armor Special Qualities: Ghost, Undead The restless spirits of the undead called forward by a Ban-He have a singular goal - To drain the life-force from any living nearby. The negative energy inflicted on the living as they pass through them drains them, sapping their strength if they are powerful, their speed if they are agile, their mental fortitude if they are mentally tough; whatever you are best at, they aim to leech it out of you. Instinct: To drain the living
- Passes through the living
- Fly
- Deals little damage, but repeated drains debilitate best stat
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Ban-He Solitary, Divine, Magical, Organized, Intelligent, Cautious, Terrifying Cursed sword (b[2d10] damage) 22 HP 4 armor Close Special Qualities: Undead Banshee is such a gender specific term. Male undead can still become banshees, though they prefer the term Ban-He. Typically cursed soldiers, they wear their armor, shield, and weapon in death. They typically haunt graveyards or old battlefields, wherever restless spirits gather. Often mistaken as a mourning soldier until too late, the Ban-He can let out a terrible scream that calls spirits to aid him, his gaze paralyzing those not mentally strong enough to resist the fear. Instinct: To haunt the living
- Can fire a blast of three d4 bolts of negative energy
- Locks eyes with a target holding them in place
- Lets out an otherworldly scream that calls out restless spirits (2d8)
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Rikaling Group, Small, Stealthy, Terrifying claws (d6 damage) 6 HP 0 armor Close Special Qualities: Covered in feces and bathsalts The horrible emaciated spawn of the mega denim known as Bath Salths. It has pointy ears, beady eyes, rat-like teeth, pale skin, and filthy fingernails. It is usually covered in its own excrement. Can be found wearing women's clothing along with wigs. Instinct: To rape anything more attractive than it (this means everybody in the galaxy)
- Flings feces
- A master of disguise
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Social Justice Warrior Group, Stealthy, Organized, Terrifying Ranting and raving (d8 damage) 6 HP 0 armor Close, Far Special Qualities: Usually obese and completely unfuckable Autistic as fuck. Instinct: to spread propaganda
- Rants about white guilt
- Using ad hominems and strawmen
- Signal Boosting - screams for help
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Wretched Fog-Breathers Group, Stealthy, Terrifying Filed bones (d8+2 damage) 10 HP 1 armor Close Special Qualities: Breath fog, Deadly Silent Instinct: Rend flesh
- Fashion bones into weapons
- Fade into the mists
- Ambush prey