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  • Undead hive Solitary, Large, Devious, Intelligent, Terrifying, Amorphous
    Hornet bites and stings (b[2d10+4] damage 3 piercing) 27 HP 6 armor
    Forceful, Far
    Special Qualities: Infested with hornets

    It's putrid visage hangs forward like the skeletal remains of a lost god, insects swarming around it's body like a disgusting hive of bone... Instinct: To spread it's children

    • Plague the land with enormous hornets
    • Inject an opponent with parasites
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  • The Thing in the Well Solitary, Large, Stealthy
    Dark Tentacles (w[2d12] damage) 16 HP 1 armor
    Reach, Near

    "Good morning," the Thing in the Well calls, "And how are we doing this morning Mrs. Westmen?" -- "Just wonderfully. How have you been keeping, Thing?" -- "Fine, fine. A little peckish, a bit in the mood for, you know, a nibble, a bite to eat. But don't worry yourself, perfectly fine." -- "It's quite alright Thing, I was just thinking I should bring by some lunch. How does a ham sound?" -- "You are too kind Mrs. Westmen, just too kind..." -- The Thing in the Well has lived in the village for longer than anyone can remember. It is traditional to fix regular meals for the Thing, and to present it with a sheep or pig on special occasions. Years ago a boy went down the well on a dare. He never returned. The subject has not been broached in the presence of the Thing. Instinct: To devour

    • Politely collect tribute
    • Leverage townspeople through secrets
    • Purify water
    • Hide in darkened waters
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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  • Glass Bear Solitary, Large, Construct
    Claws (d10+4 damage) 20 HP
    Forceful
    Special Qualities: Absorbs and reflects magic., A golem created to prevent entry into a secret place. Its glass body is breakable but its absorbs and redirects spells to deal with attackers.

    Oh, she's a real piece of work alright. And, tell you what, I shattered a LOT of cubs before I got the enchantment to really work. You think I got time to feed a real bear? Shit. This time next year I'mma have a whole damn ZOO between me and them "adventurers" or whatever the hell you call 'em. Nobody fucks with Pawpaw's figurines. Not anymore. Instinct: To guard

    • Razor Claw Swipe
    • Regurgitate Spell
    • Stalk Prey
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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